You’re out at a restaurant and discover, either via visual sighting or a new tear in the top of your mouth, that you have one of these beauties.
Return or repair?
Something awkward happens to someone in a room full of people. Perhaps they’re on stage or something. It has nothing to do with you.
But do you still get embarrassed?
The cereal is gone. But the bowl is not empty. There is still some milk in there.
Do you drink the milk?
You’ve walked into the kitchen. Yep, there you are. And just why did you come into the kitchen…?
Ever had an experience of wacktracking?
Push the elevator call button. Wait. Wait. Now push it again in the hopes it will come faster.
Ever tried this?
You reach into the potato chip bag and withdraw one with a black spot on it.
Eat it? Pitch it? Crop it?
