Come to animal farm today to join many other animals in a luxurious farm enjoying the good part of life. There is room for many and many things to do for all. The things we offer are all in this brochure which comes as the following

Take a ride around animal farm hosted by boxer the hardworking horse which made this farm. You can take a half tour or a full tour starting at a few grain per animal.

While you enjoy your stay on animal farm there is no reason to worry about every animals safety. We have 24/7 dog security in high alert ready to attack anyone who shall enter. So that you can enjoy your stay we have also personally given anyone a button to press when in danger. Comrade Napoleon wants everyone to enjoy their safety whilst being protected.

One in every 25 animals gets to see the very platform the windmill used to be and the blueprints that were used to build it! You can see and walk on the foundations that remained intact after the explosion.

One in every thousand animals gets to visit the area where the gun is placed. They also get to fire it! In a sign of reverence to every animal that died especially old major. And the animals they worked very hard to build and complete the windmill like boxer and in reverence to the two battles that had went down in animal farm.

Every animal needs to relax every once in a while especially the parents. Let your kids play while you enjoy yourself down in the cellar. With some quality whiskey bound to make you feel happy and take the edge off of the harsh animal world. Very cheap offering a wide variety of flavors.

And finally for all of our rich animals out there, you have other options for your luxorious stay. We offer the large suites inside of the barn where the pigs had slept with very comfortable and loads of room. The prices may be high but you are getting your monies worth with these suites. The animals that have purchased suites eat first.