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Senior Predications

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Will Ahrens, an enigmatic, yet award winning psychologist who performs social experiments on high school students to investigate the impressionability of the teenage mind and also has a dark art side hustle.

Hailey Alexander moves to Idaho and buys her own ranch and rides one of her six horses every morning.

Mehar Atwal becomes an early 21st century car collector, buying and selling 2000s convertibles with “legal” tints.

Saavri Biswal builds an arc-shaped spaceship and takes two of every animal to the moon to begin a new colony.

Riya Charora makes it to the Guinness World Records for surviving the most concussions, with her victory quote being “I promise I won’t do any more headers!”

Aria Chatterjee opens her own daycare which is really a covert recruiting center for her cupcake cult.

Tylor Chou moves to Santa Monica, playing out his fantasies of living in the GTA map.

Sania Choudhary is on the verge of completing her Medical College Admissions Test, but gets distracted by some puppies she sees through a window, decides to quit med school, and opens an animal shelter.

Maritsa Christoforou is the first person to ever solve a 1,000,000 piece puzzle all by herself.

Peyton Chui becomes a math mathematics professor and disproves the Riemann Conjecture, triggering a global recession.

Lynsie Corfield becomes a lawyer and defends humanity in the case of God v. Earth, after which she gets nominated to and rejected from the Supreme Court.

Unleashing her vicious rabbit attack skills, Kaile Cruz becomes the leading shooting guard in WNBA.

Milan Dhawan loses all his money betting on F-1 car races and is forced to move to an isolated igloo in Alaska and creates the GBRL (Grizzly Bear Racing League).

Lulu Diffenbaugh has a moment of spiritual revelation, realizes that she can’t exist in five places at once, and decides to move to a yoga commune.

James Duong retires at the age of 27 after making a fortune through undisclosed, nefarious means.

Isabelle Eivers gets into a dilemma of whether she should work at Disneyland or play the lead role in an Oscar-winning film.

Jacob Esposito becomes a world renown body builder and then after settling down he creates his own brand of creatine powder.

Jesse Fioranelli gets stuck in a riptide in Switzerland and ends up in Switzerland where he decides to attend college.

Gabby Harris amasses a record number of library late fees.

Ella Haun suffers through a decade of irrelevancy. However, 10 years later, her old TikToks get rediscovered, and she becomes a billionaire within a week.

Nora Hoose monopolizes the pink cowboy hat industry and becomes the mayor of Houston.

Dane Houssels becomes the manager for the Milwaukee Bucks and uses their entire payroll to sign Giannis Antetekumpo to a lifetime contract.

After searching for 48 years, Ayush Jassal discovers aliens which he quickly subjugates in order to take over Earth.

After working as the CEO of vineyard vines for a decade, Lukas Jung quits to start his own pajama company.

Andreas Kamangar legally changes his first name to “Missttaaa” and his last name to “Chyaaaang.”

Trevor Kaskade becomes an alligator whisperer.

Shaan Khan starts the “Red Bull Shotgunning League” where he is a three-time champion, drinking 41 Red Bulls in only three minutes.

Sean King tools around the Americas in his van in his 20s and 30s, then settles down to write a series of novels about his life.

Matthew Klesney makes millions off of day trading Vineyard Vines.

After a decade of success in the WNBA, Elle Ladine wins Dancing with the Stars as a star and then is recruited to be one of the pro dancers and continues to win the mirrorball trophy for three straight seasons.

Emily Lee becomes Netflix’s leading K-drama director.

Magnolia Lemmon globally broadcasts an original song that brainwashes away all negativity from human existence.

Janet Liu becomes Taylor Swift’s personal painter and wins Taylor an award for best-album cover seven albums in a row.

After a successful career in psychology, Kate Magliaro realizes her true passion for organic farming and runs a farmer market booth.

Aidan Mahon devotes his career to coaching a middle school AAU team and is still seeking his first tournament win 35 years later.

Nicole Maneatis gets herself hired by two competing companies, and she is so good at both of them that she drives them both out of business.

Ahnika Mangalick quits her work as a computer scientist for Facebook after realizing her passion for designing shoes and becomes the CEO for the Ugg company.

Will McDowell works his way up to editor-in-chief of The Onion, then makes a series of intentionally poor management decisions to troll the shareholders.

Jaden Norwood creates his own shoe line and collaborates with Crocs to create the best-selling jibbitz of his face.

Arina Oberoi charms the CEO of Starbucks into giving her control over the franchise, then goes “Ok, bye!” and embarks on her journey to convert everyone to Starbucks addicts

Alex Orsulak starts his own health-focused cereal company called “Is Your Whole Grain Cereal Really Whole?”

Mia Pistelak discovers she is actually part of the royal family (the long lost grandchild of Queen Elizabeth herself) and is actually next in line for the throne.

Mr. Schreiber legally adopts Nathan Smith and together they rescue animals and fight crime, all while working on their golf game (courtesy of Mr. Schreiber).

Prithi Srinivasan brings to life several crochet plants which she refers to as her “vegan monsters” as they help her in her quest to convert the world to veganism.

Mckayli Stimson overthrows her dad and claims her rightful position as Pinewood’s athletic director.

Emily Takara becomes disillusioned with her job at NASA and instead creates her own space company that launches herself and her pet alien into orbit.

Owen Terry creates one of Wall Street’s most powerful hedge funds just so he can use his wealth to instigate the downfall of American capitalism.

Drawing on his experiences of (allegedly) jamming the WiFi at Pinewood School, Romin Vasishta creates a device that brings down the WiFi at the White House so he can sneak in and steal the Declaration of Independence.

Aden Walsey bypasses the 25 year import law and owns one third of the imported car market.

In addition to having her own bake shop, Rose’s Bakes, Kathi Wendker gets offered her own baking show on Food network.

After years of success as a flip-flop foot model, Andrew Wong creates his own line of toe-specific skin care products.

Owen Woods directs the only film that survives the apocalypse, which gets discovered by aliens and studied by the International Galactic Council (IGC).

Daniel Xu solves the P vs. NP problem but signs the document Ned, so nobody knows it was him.

Maya Zhan joins the FBI and goes undercover as a famous opera singer.