"If it can't be fun, it just shouldn't be done!"
As we journey through the next many examples of the things I've invented, please keep this in mind! Inventing is like a disease one catches that opens their minds to future possibilities! Many of that which you will see throughout this showcase are decades old and just now seeing beginning to see the light of day.
At 63 I was recently asked where did all these wild ideas come from? Over 800 written down and detailed, named on 7 patents with 17 inventions developed at U.B.C.'s Physics & Engineering dept. My answer - I seek to have the wonders of the world and my good health unfold at my fingertips. If only I could invent a machine to do all that! Sounds lazy, and a bit crazy but what do you do when so many so-called insane ideas routinely just pop into your head time and time again! So, I just write them all down, develop them as best I can and abracadabra, 32 years later and still seeking my Angel, my life's become a book of endless possibilities! I believe this is much the same process as Song writers experience who write the songs we all love!
I end this summation of my creations with these tidbits -
Just turn NO around and get ON it! and "Never give up on your dreams, even when all those around you, have seemingly given up on you!"
Five years of filthy stinkin rich will wipe out a lifetime of poverty overnight so, let's all continue towards this goal of FREEDOM & PROSPERITY for everyone!, and never lose sight of always helping all those you come across by striving to become the very best that you know you can be!!
Enjoy the read!
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Stepping Stone Edu creates millions of new jobs and thousands of new companies from dormant patent properties now in the Public domain
Ya, I know! We hate corny old school sayings too! But, in this case it means everything!
"Teamwork truly does make your dream work!!"
SIDOG - Social interaction during online gaming. Play live, NO SIMS, no rewind, no pause!
Meet the Team that drives this venture
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One of many SIDOG apps complimented by FanAdClic
The only one-piece, no internal moving parts closure that never leaves the vessel once attached. Twist to open, drink or pour, twist again to reseal hermetically, use after use!
Invented in 1993, and still not one single Closure on the market that features no internal moving parts that re-seals hermetically use after use. Easy for elders and Kids to open large bottles like Coke, Pepsi, and Mountain Dew. Saves on spillage, extends shelf life. No wonder industry manufacturers hate it!! But Consumers will luv it! Saves them money!!!
Things evolve. Is now the time for Capz??
Never give up on your dreams!
“Call Alert” S.R.T. An innovative and proprietary new multi-way communication and safety technology developed by I.S.P.I. (J.L. Coulson, inventor) in collaboration with the Physics & Engineering Dept. at the University of British Columbia, Vancouver Canada.
Kids are a mirror reflection of their parents! How do you look today?
Assistive VR/AR system. Help the in-firmed shop $ experience the real world even though they'll never again leave the farm!! Reach out and engage someone you love today, it's your turn next!
Eclectic samples of JLC IP's still worthy of development. You got game?
Warp Factor e-Whistle – U.B.C. designed electronic Sports whistle for all sports governed by a whistle. Warp Factor also enables the Deaf & Hard of hearing to compete equally with the hearing at any level of sports.
Golf Tee's - Wooden or Plastic are costly and Eco unfriendly. Level Teez feature a bio-degradable Tee that when broken open spill out natural fertilizer. Made of compressed grass collected at every course on the planet, a Level Tee on-site machine can be licensed. No more paying your greens-keeper to bend over and collect broken Tee's. Level Teez simply disappear after the course is watered.
Bag Mouthz - Expandable device that inserts into bags of all sorts and sizes to form a large mouth allowing the User to stuff the bag with convenience. Great for garbage, leaves, laundry, groceries, & more!
Condo cutters tackles two of life's most nagging problems! How to open your drink and how to get the top of those nasty little Condiment packages without getting the contents all over you!
Comfort, safety, warmth - Air Headz - If you refuse to wear a helmet you should at least be wearing an Air Headz!! After all, we named them after you!!!
Endzown Inflatablez obtained license to vend the Pennzoil brand at the 1993 Vancouver B.C. Canada Molson Indy on our innovative seat cushion design.
For any V.C. & Angel types actually getting this far, can you see the future when it drops in your lap? Some can, most won't. Others need to learn to recognize a Golden Goose when one drops out of the sky! Like any wounded animal Golden Geese that shit Golden Eggs need nurturing and care! Forcing a Golden Goose to dance through endless hoops only serves to kills its spirit and delay your time to profit from selling their golden eggs!! For those watching closely, when nurtured and cared for, and much like how caterpillars turn into beautiful butterflies, Golden Geese often turn into strong and robust Unicorns! But they are hard too spot if you have your ears blocked, your eyes closed and ZERO contact info available on the Web!! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
So, while I await your call take why not take a leap over the fence and watch this poignant, yet true and funny side of the Inventors dance you all put us through every day!, and even after 7 patents, and hundreds of inventions later! What are you afraid of? Don't be scared! Unicorns don't bite!!
Reach for the Stars!! There's tons of room out here to get Spaced out!!
And that which started it all way back in 1987 - C.C.C.P. with I.S.P.I. - No not that C.C.C.P.!! A Canadian company we called "Closed Circuit Concert Productions!" Long before MTV and Much Music were chic and all the rage, there was C.C.C.P.!
Resistance may be futile!!! - But FUNDING is inevitable!!!
Lofty dreams = lofty goals = a lot of work = success! how bad do you want it?
Along with writing Branding slogans John has designed and co-designed the Brands shown below. His sideline is writing science fiction and has now completed over 156 pages for his new thriller called Giggle, the fictional story of how Google took over the world by 2056! "Giggle Corp, they ain't no laughing matter!"
John is also proficient in patent searching and application writing and filing. He excels at Copy write editing and is known as the GN around the office. He's written many a Business plan with Financial projections, dabbles (like this presentation) in website construction and PR promotional material preparation, and has extensive experience in MS Word, PowerPoint, Adobe Creative Spark, Photoshop and more, and is also an accomplished Computer tech still operating his original venture “System Surgeon” since the mid 1990’s, now only servicing a select few family and friends. John is also an avid videographer, and not too bad at golf and playing his Stand-up drums which, he keeps practicing on to one day become the first contestant on his own live action real-time game, Instant Idol™.
“If you have to lie to friends than you really have no friends too lie to!”