10 things I should have learned in English by now include;

How to write arguments and informational essays,

How to write narratives, poems, and more.

And how to write sentences correctly,

With correct punctuation and all.

I learned how to argue and how to debate,

With reasoning and evidence to show.

And I learned how to speak in public,

To talk to the class, and how to I.C.E.

By showing evidence and citing sources

So you'll be more trustworthy.

And that's what English class taught me this year.

Dear Future Students of Mr. J's Class,

You may walk into Jensen's class thinking you got stuck with some crazy, rock hard metal emo teacher, however don't say this to Mr. Jensen. He will explain to you that,

"Thrice is actually the best band ever and their music is very deep and sentimental."

Basically just remember to not interfere with Jensen's obsession with these cool dudes.

Anyways, if you get stuck in Mr. J's class, I'll tell you all you need to know. The first thing you have to know is to never ever ever be a grumpasaurus, because Jensen will throw a marker at your face. You should also remember to chew as much gum as possible, but not during class, (because Jensen will throw a marker at your face for that too.) instead chew it before and put it in the gum jar. (Not that you'll get more gum than #Team2016 but you can try I guess.) And that's basically all you need to know, except one last thing. You have to poetry SLAM Mrs. Exon's class and win back our golden toilet seat.

"SLAM Mrs. Exon's class and win back our golden toilet seat."

Sincerely,

A Mr. Jensen's class survivor.